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They often say to live every day of your life as if it’s your last. Actually very few people say that. I know I have never said that. I’m more of a “There’s always tomorrow” type of procrastinationarian. Live every day as if you’ll be bored sick tomorrow if you do it today. But … [Read more...]
According to an unconfirmed Internet report, a man was murdered today by his own Facebook account. If true, it would be the first case in history of a website killing somebody, if you don't count John McCain's 2008 Presidential campaign. Pending notification to his 84 Facebook … [Read more...]
Whatever happened to Baby Jane is starting to happen to me. I’m not talking about serving up parakeets on a platter (not yet), like Bette Davis did to Joan Crawford in that twisted cinematic tale of sisterly rivalry gone to the birds. I’m talking about a jolt far more frightening … [Read more...]
I once entered a World’s Biggest Toe Cheese contest, but I misunderstood the rules. I had squeezed a log of Gorgonzola between my toes thinking no one else would shoe-horn five pounds of enzyme-enhanced curd in a half-inch space. I was shocked when a homeless man named Spanky, … [Read more...]
ALUMNI NEWSLETTER CENTRAL STATE CORECTIONAL FACILITY ALUMNI ASSOC MEMORIUM: It is with sadness to report that Benny Braskowitz (08) died in a shootout in a bank job gone bad on the 28th of last month. Wounded at the same time was Benny’s partner John (Midnight) Jackson … [Read more...]