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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Sparky Retires

By Dr. David Margolis

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jones: I am writing this letter to announce my retirement as your dog. I have toiled in your service for the past eleven years, but most recently I have developed a severe case of pooch burnout. Our relationship has been at best cordial, and at other times … [Read more...]

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4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

In Memory of Living in the Moment (OBIT)

By Peter Quinn

In Memory of Living in the Moment 1500 B.C. to 2014 A.D. Living in the Moment succumbed today to a viral advance of technology losing a valiant struggle against iPads, iPhones, iThings, tablets, pads, Nooks, crannies, the latest Microsoft thing that replaced the other Microsoft … [Read more...]

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1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

The Unimaginable

By Tarryl Benedetto

I’d just held my little Stephen for the first time when Dr. Metzger grabbed him from my arms. “There’s something wrong with your baby.” He tried tickling him, doing peekaboo, and even I've-got-your-nose. He looked grim. “What’s wrong, Doc?” “I’m afraid it’s as I feared. Your … [Read more...]

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3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Hey, Dean!!!

By Joel Habush

When they were putting together the English alphabet, the letter X got the short end of his two sticks. Rumor has it he showed up late – along with Y and Z – and the threesome almost didn’t make the alphacut. But that would have left us with 23 letters and important words and … [Read more...]

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