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America’s Political Sector Is Increasingly Bilingual The United Nation (UN) employs over one hundred language translators –which, on any given day, convert UN floor discussion into 16 languages and sends the resulting message, or denunciation, into the earphones of delegates … [Read more...]
SCENE ONE Setting: Hallway decorated for the Christmas season, man hurriedly getting dressed, to “Go Christmas Shopping.” Disembodied female voice (can be pre-recorded so you won’t have to pay SAG wages). "Honey, where are you going? It’s Christmas Eve,your mother is expecting … [Read more...]
Years ago I had a hip replacement, and I liked the scar so damn much that I recently did the other one. Luckily, I’m finally out of hips to throw on the operating table because this time around I was disappointed—no, make that devastated, shattered, and a smidge more cuckoo … [Read more...]
During a mid-afternoon respite in my man cave, I was watching another riveting episode of Oprah. As I'm a middle age, balding, fat white guy, some might think this was unusual. I don’t care. Anyway, this episode was about the governors and golfer, who got caught. You know, … [Read more...]
“Mom. Dad. I’ve got something to tell you.” “Must be important to drag us down here. You need more lights, Larry.” “Well, maybe not for long, Mom.” “Our 30 year old son is moving out of our basement?” “Yes, Dad—but that’s not the important part. I found someone I want to … [Read more...]