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If you want my advice...you’re in deep trouble. The same goes for anyone else's relationship advice, for that matter. “But what do I do when they come begging for my help?” you ask. In this delicate and sensitive area, there are some sound rules to follow: Rule Number One. … [Read more...]
“Sherwood, my darling of thirty plus years, we need a ‘safe word.’” “Okay. Why? Hunh?” My husband never complicates our conversations with excessive word usage. “Because, love of my life, the news reports are claiming that it’s all the rage. According to a best selling—so it … [Read more...]
DRAMATIC, IMPORTANT SOUNDING MUSIC, E.G., Theme from Apocalypse Now; Theme from 2001, A Space Odyssey; or Muskrat Love, from Captain and Tennille. ANNCR: And now “What will the Weather Be” with William Weatherbee in the Channel 5 Five Alarm Weather Command Central Bunker. … [Read more...]
To the Man in front of me at the Dollar Store buying a fake rose, chapstick, K-Y Jelly and three servings of Armour potted meat: I’m not sure if I should be disgusted at this unique combination of purchases or admire you for your effort and optimism. The fake rose is admirable, … [Read more...]
There is one HUGE difference between the North and the South: thank you letters. Northerners don't write them, and Southerners write too many. I'm still getting thank you letters from holding the door open for someone at an Alabama Denny's in 1979. It's not that Northerners … [Read more...]