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2nd Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 2nd Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest!

The Back-Story Hour

By Joel Habush

RING, RING: JOEL: Hello, this is Joel. The check is in the mail. KIM: Hi, Joel, this is Kim. I wanted to talk to you about our Author Showcase. JOEL: Who’s Arthur Showcase? KIM: AUTHOR! AUTHOR! JOEL: Thank you. Thank you. You must have bought my book recently. I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 1st Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest!

Mafia Old Folks Home

By Lloyd S. Leave a Comment

“‘Ay Carmella, where’s the coffee?” That from Big Dom. “We ain’t got all day to wake up, ya know!” “The dining room don’t open till eight,” is the comeback from Carmella the cook, “And you do have all day. The only way you get out of this facility is in a box.” “Yer … [Read more...]

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3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

Close Encounters of the Idiot Kind

By Christopher Hivner 1 Comment

  Do you walk into a store and stop two steps inside the doorway so the man behind you trips himself trying not to run into you, falls to the side on his arm snapping the radius bone which breaks through the skin and stabs him in the eye leaving him blinded and unable to … [Read more...]

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1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

And Lo, Noah Asked, “Why Me, Lord?”

By John Blumenthal

First of all, I wasn't 500 years old. They totally made that up. I was maybe 75, max, which – don't get me wrong – was pretty old back then. Decrepit actually. When God chose me for this genius shipbuilding project, I should have said, “Thank you very much for the honor, Your … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Summer Vacation Fun

By Lisa Barker

The kids all want to go to Disneyland, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, it’s not like we don’t ever go anywhere fun. Don’t they remember Laundryland? “Mom, this is BORING.” “Hey, now I just paid EIGHT quarters for you to view the wash through a front loading … [Read more...]

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