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Cast of Characters: Joe Miller: 44, used to have a programming job for a mid-sized software company. His job went to China, now he works at Starbucks Scene: Joe’s kitchen. He enters and turns on a small TV to listen to the news while eating breakfast CNN Headline News: A bill … [Read more...]
I picked up my daughter from a party the other day, and while she was getting her boots on I was handed a beautiful Donna Karan handbag filled with lotions, cosmetics, makeover gift certificates, a new transmission, and several boxes of candy. It was worth nineteen times the … [Read more...]
In an ominous development reminiscent of the cold war, last week Russia was discovered to be amassing millions of cubic feet of frigid Siberian air, along the border of Ukraine and the small huddled States of the Baltic. The polar air build up coincides with Russia’s recent spate … [Read more...]
(Pets. Politics. Aztecs. Angst. Just another week in America.) I heard on the news that there may be as many as 20 million pets in the United States, many of them here illegally. You have to admit that this is getting out of control. Now, before you start firing off a heated … [Read more...]
• The Young and the Fertile: Why Birth Control was Invented • Maternity Clothes Suck…But Not Worse Than What Follows • Red Lipstick Can Fix Any Bad Day (and a Prescription of Valium Couldn’t Hurt Either) • Does this Playdate Offer Champagne? And Other Important Questions … [Read more...]