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I remember that night after my Freshman year when I told my parents I was changing majors from Computer Science to English. After they came to, they expressed their concerns – they thought I’d never find a job. But I proved them wrong; I’ve been through plenty of jobs since … [Read more...]
In June, American Airlines began charging passengers $15 for the first checked bag on domestic flights. AA (which should stand for Antagonistic Airways) already has an unhappy face in my book for their meals-for-money policy. It's bad enough that they make you pay for food on a … [Read more...]
Growing up, I noticed that there was a big difference between the people I knew who played tennis and the people I knew who golfed. The difference was I didn’t know any people who played golf. But we all played tennis. A lot of us kids went to the backboards or the courts at the … [Read more...]
How to Land the Job of Your Dreams: The ultimate and fail-safe job interview helps that are guaranteed to land you the job of your choice. Rule number one: Always start by stating that you went to Harvard. That is impressive and will be your “in.” Once you have your “in,” tell … [Read more...]
[When a wife and mother of two in the prime of her life makes the shocking discovery that she is descended from Methodist werewolves, she seeks a mythical device that will help hide her gruesomeness from her family and the world at large.] So I'm driving the other day with the … [Read more...]