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Memorandum To: The Body From:The Brain Re: Mind-Body Connection First quarter reports are disappointing. Productivity plummeted. Profitability is flat. Aerobic activity hit a record low. To reverse this alarming trend the following memo reviews our organizational chart and … [Read more...]
My suburban sedentary lifestyle was taking its' toll around my midsection. So I challenged myself to start a daily running program. I tried to recall the last time I ran and remembered exerting myself once back in the summer of 1998. Hal Dibner had invited the neighbors over for … [Read more...]
The only thing more traumatic than the first day of school is the first day of camp. Kindergarten offered experienced teachers and an established curriculum; camp offers teen-agers and water sports. A little too “Friday the 13th”, but I’m sure my son willl be fine if he lasts … [Read more...]
Great literature is one of the joys of my life, especially when they turn it into a movie I can blaze through in two hours. Great books are only great, however, when compared against something else. Greatness does not exist in a vacuum, although if we shot Meryl Streep into … [Read more...]
A man-purse. Right there in the supermarket, the guy was carrying a man-purse. He excused himself to move my cart, so he could reach the rice cakes. Rice cakes! Man-purse! Rice cakes! I wanted to shake him by the shoulders and say "What did they DO to you, man? Dude – a … [Read more...]