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Howdy folks. George W. here. Do you like the way I tawlk? Sure you do! It’s kinda folksy ain’t it? A certain down home quality you cain’t git just annawhere. Kinda tawlk you can only git, well, down home. And like the sayin’ goes, its down to the earth. It’s so down to the earth, … [Read more...]
Since the dawn of civilization, men have been waging war, traveling thousands of miles from home and leaving their beloved spouses behind for months at a time. Shortly thereafter, these mighty warriors began begging their wives (via papyrus, I suppose) to send “romantic” letters … [Read more...]
Every dad has an inner guy -– the voice of his former loutish self, now allegedly tamed in the name of marriage and parenthood. Mine is named Cretin. I hide him from my sons and only occasionally reveal him to my wife. To that end, I have developed a tool any dad can use –- the … [Read more...]
In retrospect, instead of dropping $900 on my first car, it would have been easier (and cheaper) to simply walk up to all the attractive girls in my high school, one at a time, and tell them I was gay. It certainly couldn’t have hurt my chances any worse than my 1984 Buick … [Read more...]
Ready to watch the World Series opener, I bop into the master bedroom and zero in on my remote when I see my wife sitting on the floor of our bathroom, shaking and looking scared, clutching what appears to be a Popsicle stick with two pink lines. “Hey, where’d you find a … [Read more...]