As a service to our readers, I have taken it upon myself, in a never-ending quest to unravel the secrets of Asian culture, to seek out and uncover, at some personal risk to myself, the mysteries of Asia’s forbidden fruits. That’s right – I’m here to tell you about all the weird … [Read more...]

It turns out that the fashion police are alive and well in China, and they have set their sights on Britney Spears. Pop star Britney Spears is scheduled to give a number of concerts in China next year, but in light of the furor over Janet Jackson’s breast baring performance at … [Read more...]

I never really felt much empathy for Jimmy Kimmel when it was reported that Matt Damon was procreating with his girlfriend. But as TV becomes reality, I now understand how foolish it is to assume that the Kid-Hair-Cut Matt Damon is anything less than Demonish. Matt Damon is … [Read more...]

Play-Doh is the sweetest smell in the world this side of chocolate. But it never occurred to me to wear it as a cologne. Now I can, without even wrapping Play-Doh snakes around the backs of my ears. And there’s perfume in the scents of dirt, wet garden, mildew, paperback and … [Read more...]

Because women don't possess the physical strength of men, they've evolved with a gene that more than makes up for it. I believe the gene's scientific name is ( The Badgering Gene). It started way back with Eve. Poor Adam didn't want nothing to do with that apple, But Eve badgered … [Read more...]