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“Mom! Are you busy? Do you want to play Tennis?” “I can’t. I want to, but I can’t. I have wii-njuries.” “What?” “wii-njuries. You know, carpal wii-nal, wii-plash, wii-knee, wii-atica – wii-njuries.” “Oh! I see. Well mom, really, if you weren’t so competitive, you probably … [Read more...]
(Risk management, food chains, neurotic rabbits, and evil sea aliens) I'm a single guy. But I do have married friends. And some of those friends have children. And this week, I waded across that border, into a birthday party for the daughter of a couple I know. A lovely couple, … [Read more...]
America is getting fatter. There’s nothing funny about that! Or is there? If you take a close look at the whole concept of exercise, it’s really pretty hilarious. Consider the health club; these places seem a bit goofy to me. “Hey Bob, where you going?” “Running” “Why are you … [Read more...]
In response to President Obama’s plan to eliminate NASA’s project to put a “Man on the moon” by 2021, the Republican Party announced that party functionaries were assembling a rocket that would put a Republican politician, and a live elephant, on the moon by the year … [Read more...]
For those of you who may attend a Chinese banquet or are Chinese and are planning a big get together with family, I have compiled a set of guidelines that should help you in your preparation. With that said, here are some helpful hints on how to proceed: 1. You must select a … [Read more...]