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Investors were close to a state of “stampeding Titantic” panic as the EBBS market was thrown into “turmoil” as a result of the recent hard line the U.S. government has taken against Outsize Executive Bonuses. Investors, pension funds, and individuals had viewed the EBBS market, … [Read more...]
As millions of American children confront the first homework assignment of the new year, a recent education survey has revealed that seventy percent of American teenagers cannot locate France on a map and fifty five percent cannot locate, and identify, “the map” itself. Teachers … [Read more...]
I was talking to my wife on the phone when the woman walked in. “Wow!” I exclaimed. “Chris changed her hair. She looks great!” Ugh! How could I have been so stupid! I noticed something. Noticing something about another woman while talking to my wife also was an error in … [Read more...]
For years, I managed to dress myself. Then I married a consultant. Dressing has become an adventure. And a danger. I was heading to the closet to snatch something to wear to my brother Dan’s wedding. “You probably want to set out your shoes to be polished,” my wife called out … [Read more...]
Moms are often stereotyped as being football-illiterate. First down? Red zone? Fullback? But in the spirit of the Super Bowl (as well as Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent"), I'm sharing 16 football terms that have double-meanings in the context of raising kids -- meanings … [Read more...]