I’ve always strived to be the best that I can be. I was that kid who put the extra BB into the windshield of that 74 Ford, striving to perfect the outline of a lone, single female boobie, the little nipple BB putting the finishing touches on that masterpiece. I felt Super as I … [Read more...]

This is the big city. Some people here steal for pleasure. Some people steal just because it’s there – you never know. My name is Crawford. I’m a detective. I was working the robbery detail when a lady in distress called in… “There’s been a robbery!” the lady said. “Yes … [Read more...]

Everything changed in our house the moment I brought home a twelve-pack of expensive toilet paper to replace the generic facsimile I had been purchasing for years from the large discount chain store down the road. Oh, I knew we’d come a long way from the early days in America … [Read more...]

Cursed with a tendency to have chapped lips, I have embarked on a lifelong journey to treat this medical mystery. In an effort to buy down my karmic debt and better my fellow man, I am sharing my success and failures. I became aware that my lips were different from others when I … [Read more...]

One of the joys of living in Los Angeles, aside from the Kardashians being our role models, is awakening each morning to discover that, during the night, we haven't been burglarized. This is due to diligent effort of our citizens--the backbone and nasal passages of L.A.--who no … [Read more...]