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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Carnal Knowledge

By Dianne Hardy

My knowledge of sex began as a childhood memory in 1947, when I was four. A couple with two girls moved into our old house after we moved from Myton to Roosevelt. I came to know the girls, Marilyn and Carol, when I stayed at Grandpa and Grandma’s house on weekends. Mama said I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Autumn Season Preview

By Pete Lopez

Now that bathing suits and sundresses have been abandoned for long johns and mittens, I am sure everyone is anxious to get cozy with a brand new Fall Writing Season. Slip into a comfortable pair of dark pants, pour a glass of hot cider and let me provide you with a sneak peak of … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Are You Scribeaphobic – Afraid to Write?

By Lauren Salkin

Some days I would rather do anything than write, which inevitably gives way to a game of self-deception. The game begins with a glance out the window under the guise of seeking inspiration. I hone in on the dandelions instead. “Must eliminate,” I mutter like a section eight … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Essay that Lets Future Essays Shine

By Pete Lopez

My recommendation in pursuing any long-term goal is to begin unpolished. A new audience is a blank slate and sparkling right away sets such a high standard that it often results in fizzling out. The key to lifelong prosperity is shinning brighter today than you did yesterday and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Read the Instructions

By Kevin OBrien

It's a simple instrument. It's a rod of steel with what looks like stubby helicopter rotors at one end. It's used with a power drill. It stirs paint. I tore it out of its packaging, noting the instructions on the back of the cardboard. Instructions? For this? You've got to be … [Read more...]

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