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No doctor has ever directed me to take two aspirin and call him in the morning. My doctor did prescribe two anti-psychotics, but he didn't say anything about calling him. In fact I don't remember any doctor asking me to call him in the morning or at any other time of day. This is … [Read more...]
My boyfriend’s back. I should’ve expected it, what with the change of seasons. Cold weather brings him into town and he appears out of necessity. My husband works 9 to 5 and, quite frankly, when the temperatures drop, I need something to keep me warm during the long, chilly … [Read more...]
I came back into my dorm room feeling alright. My shoes were clean and the son was out. The girl I asked out didn‘t tell me she was busy. Everything was great. Hell, I was even lucky enough that my roommate, Mitch, wasn’t in the room. I had no intention of doing homework so I … [Read more...]
I won't mention any names, but someone I'm married to has been known to misplace his glasses occasionally. I used be smug about this. I wore glasses or contacts since I was a child and I never misplaced them. That's because I never took them off. At my first childhood eye exam, … [Read more...]
(Music) Baby, I need your lovin’.. Baby I need your lovin’ BEEP spill on aisle 10, cleanup on 10 please! (Music) Baby, I need your BEEP Price check from produce at register 5 please! (Music) Baby, BEEP We have an overflowing toilet in the women’s bathroom, maintenance please … [Read more...]