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So they have this thing out now called a Shelf Elf, which is a toy that you place in one room of the house to monitor your kids’ activities, then move to another room the next day, and so on. The Elf, commonly called Christopher Pop-in-kins, because everything holiday related has … [Read more...]
“When was your last colonoscopy?” the doctor asked. “I didn’t exactly put a happy face on my calendar.” I replied. “Could you narrow that down a little.” “Let’s see, long enough ago that I don’t wake up screaming at night anymore.” “That’s generally about ten years.” He … [Read more...]
I didn’t speak the language and I was nervous. Oh, I had taken some lessons and all, but I was not what you’d call fluent. So I took my handy translation phrasebook with me to the computer store. The line-up was long and I wound through the cattle fencing slowly. I tried to … [Read more...]
It had started like any other day, as I bought a box of cheap, bootleg granola from a small store. I'm reading the box as I eat it, which is mandatory, and I discover it's from Switzerland. The story on the back explains how they've used the same recipe for 60,000 years or so, … [Read more...]
--American Public Says It’s OK if Borrowing Countries Default-- According to several government sources with names, the Office of Management and Budget is working with the Foreign Aid establishment to come up with a plan to loan the U.S. Congress to a foreign country. The plan, … [Read more...]