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You can only get by in life for so long making off-the-cuff and, often times, inappropriate smart-ass remarks. Sooner or later, you find yourself surrounded by young, impressionable children. Children who are looking for answers to everyday questions that are essential to … [Read more...]
"Silver Alert: We have a missing housewife. She's 5'5" tall, heavier than she looks, blonde hair with grey roots. Last seen careening down a hill in her old neighborhood riding a 21-speed bike. She's wearing a purple helmet, orange madras shorts and white Keds. Likely has bugs in … [Read more...]
Harvard University Cambridge, MA 02138 Re: Letter of Recommendation Gentlemen: I am writing this letter on behalf of Jennifer B. who appeared in my court as a defendant in a drug possession case earlier this week. It struck me, as she testified ad nauseam about her plans for … [Read more...]
Having passed the honeymoon phase in my marriage, and the age of forty, I was feeling a little old, a little droopy. Keeping the spark alive is important to me. I have no intention of wearing matching track suits with my husband, morphing into roommates who mostly look forward … [Read more...]
“Miss Henderson? Is that you? The light…the light is so bright I didn’t recognize you at first. Whoa! That means I’m past tense, doesn’t it? The last thing I remember is unwinding in my hot tub and knocking back a bottle of Cabernet. “Hey…Is this like that TV movie about the … [Read more...]