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The first week of school arrived at last. By the end of the week I had gotten most of the contact paper off my arms, legs and face. While I dread the end of summer Laura and I were running out of creative ways to entertain the little people. We frown on letting the kids watch … [Read more...]
"You ask me if I fish, but rather, you should ask if I know of fish.” -- Diatacleses, 22 A.D. Woo-woooo! I totally made that up. Serious writers like to drop quotes like groupies drop band names, but I’m not a serious writer. Most people say I’m not any kind of writer at all, … [Read more...]
YOUR INBOX FROM: Me TO: Long list of names that you don’t know, much less care about. SUBJECT: IMPORTANT. THESE ARE REAL TIPS THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM LOSING ALL YOUR MONEY. SOME MAY SAVE LIVES! YOU WILL THANK ME. PROBABLY PROFUSELY. These are really important. Pass them on to … [Read more...]
“Contessa, I need your help,” The Big Guy hollered from the den. Oh great, he wants me to turn the channels on the television set. Again. I can’t believe Cat traded her dad’s remote control for an iTunes gift card. She should’ve held out for an iPod touch. “Actually, I want your … [Read more...]
Betty is a big girl - big and mean. Nobody’s sure why she goes by Betty, her given name is Melissa - but don’t call her Melissa… and don’t ever call her Missy. Betty’s only display of femininity is the cropped ponytail that sticks out of the back of the Mack Truck ball cap that … [Read more...]