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The Law of Gravity ought to be repealed. Yeah, I know it keeps things attached to solid ground so we’re not all flailing fruitlessly in space, but other than that, gravity serves no useful purpose at all. Gravity is a woman’s worst enemy, unless you count a bag of Oreos. Around … [Read more...]
PHILPOTT DIETARY CLINIC Dr. Philip Philpott, MD, Director PROTOCOL: Philpott’s Experimental Diet Plan CASE STUDY NO. 1: Subject: R. S. Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5’2” Weight: 192 lbs. Prior Medical History: History is unremarkable except for morbid obesity. (See … [Read more...]
I looked at our recent record-breaking snow day from two views. The first featured the pristine forest our house overlooks — well, pristine if you focused on the unpolluted whiteness now covering the ugly winter-naked trees. Pristine because the wind-blown garbage that always … [Read more...]
There comes a time when mothers of teenage boys must deal with the inevitable: raging hormones, shifting moods, aching joints and weight gain. But facial hair? “Ewwww, Mom, there’s a hair – on top of your lip,” Pinot cried out in horror, just like the time he found a job … [Read more...]
1) Drive in Reverse: Based on the reverse-motion theorems of Albert Einstein’s little- known brother Eddy, this will actually refill your gas tank as you back-up to your favorite destination (back to the future!). You also get to wave at tailgaters. Party on! 2) Don’t Drive at … [Read more...]