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A major fast-food restaurant has just introduced a new burger called: "The Angry Burger". Seriously. Evidently, it is a burger full of hot seasonings like onions, peppers and a hot sauce. So, this begs the question: What other emotion-themed or crazy-themed burgers will they … [Read more...]
A blog is like a pair of underwear – everyone except members of certain jungle tribes has at least one, but no one except your spouse and maybe a few close family members have ever seen yours. And if your kids ever get a glimpse of it, they will instantly become nauseated and … [Read more...]
I’m jealous of the hussy who speaks to my husband from his dashboard. Even though the tart talks non-stop, constantly giving him directions—“turn left at the light and go a quarter mile”—he LISTENS to her. All of a sudden, he’s listening? “Isn’t this great?” he shrieked, the … [Read more...]
Scientists say that the reason we fidget when we’re nervous is because the stress triggers an innate physiological response, leading us to unconsciously believe that we’ve sat on a plate of eggs Benedict. Interestingly, actually sitting on such a plate is surprisingly relaxing, … [Read more...]
Pet behavioural expert, Professor Dick Flipstick, wrote his treatise on canine behaviour while in a mental asylum. His most notable theory was inspired by his observation, “Water runs down the drain in a different direction south of the equator.” Convinced that the phenomenon … [Read more...]