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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Oliver’s Date

By Jimmy Key

The Date: It happened unexpectedly. Oliver was talking with a group of his classmates about the last lecture when a girl said she needed some help. "Would you help me understand what I just heard?" She asked with a smile. Now Oliver wasn't sure, but that smile seemed to mean a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

An Evening In Dorkville

By William Schmitt

So this is what it feels like to be a geek. My youngest son has been asking to get a particular on-line super hero game for some time. Since it's cost is somewhat prohibitive (not only do you have to buy the game, there's a monthly cost for the on-line service) we have never … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Seven Deadly Sins

By Sheila Smigel

Suddenly I am envious. I know, ENVY is one of the seven deadly sins (second in fact, right after PRIDE), but I can't help myself. I wanna go topless! Everywhere I looked today there were gorgeous guys and gals going topless. Okay, so not everyone going topless is gorgeous, it … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Song Of The Puce

By Jerrel Swingle

Call me Puce. I’m the Rodney Dangerfield of the color spectrum. I get no respect. Take my name. Notice how awkwardly it rolls off the tongue. Say it aloud: “Puce.” With the proper inflection it sounds like you are smelling something out of a teenager’s gym bag. Phonetically, it … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Sheet Defeat

By Judi Veoukas

I screamed at an inanimate object. I didn’t start the day planning to verbally assault anything. It just kind of happened when I struggled to put a fresh sheet onto our queen-sized mattress. No matter which way I turned, tugged, yanked, stretched and pulled it, the sheet defied … [Read more...]

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