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After buying my first home not too long ago, I decided I was ready for the miracle of motherhood. Initially I considered a dog, but after some consideration and what ifs, I opted for a cat. But first to maneuver the gauntlet of approval that is the cat lady. This is usually … [Read more...]
Many of you may have seen the movie Fantastic Voyage which was about the adventures of the crew of a tiny spaceship which was shrunk in size and injected into a human body. I hate to toot my own horn, but Columbia Pictures has just offered me a contract to be the set of the … [Read more...]
Could someone please talk to pilots? After paying way too much for the free drinks, I am securely buckled in my first class seat. Passengers are settling in as the pilot has the audacity to start with this:“Good evening folks. Welcome aboard.” This would have been enough … [Read more...]
As I peel the black, sweat-ridden socks from my calloused soles, I hold one, loosely, in each hand: pinch at the tops where the feet go in. To keep my hands clean. Kind of. My palms: down-ward facing and concaved, halo my pinching fingers. The stench rises within the … [Read more...]
Yeppers, the die is cast. You’re going out on your own. I hear you. No more “kowtowing to ‘The Man,’”—if you really do talk like that. No more lots of things that are now just fond memories—the morning and evening commutes; meetings without end; insensitive supervisors and … [Read more...]