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CENTRAL STATE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY ANNUAL PRISON REPORT Report compiled by: Lloyd Stanley, Warden Population at beginning of year: 12425 Population at end of year: 12311, net loss 114. Steps are being taken to get more cooperation with police and DAs to bring us up … [Read more...]
Being a bachelor and abhorring restaurant dining, I cook for myself; and I’m a darn good cook and dish washer. American restaurant food is too salty and greasy, and it’s loaded with carcinogenic nitrates. Why do American restaurateurs think we crave all that garbage? The day’s … [Read more...]
Life’s memories are as common as street posts. I marked my progress traveling through life by being a slave to fashion with milestones of brilliance on the road of Haute Couture. My travels began with blue velvet elephant ear bell bottom pants, the premiere statement of a … [Read more...]
I had just gotten home from overseas duty with the armed services when Mom informed me that Grandpa wasn’t doing real well and I needed to visit him. I made my way to the Vets’ home to see my ailing 90-year-old grandpa. “Jimmy, my boy, you look great,” Grandpa said as he … [Read more...]
In 2008, my colleague John, a professional accountant, retired; in other words, John had become a fully depreciated accountant with no remaining useful life. Or as Donald Trump would say “an ugly worthless write-off.” Although nobody knew John’s true age, with more double … [Read more...]