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Being dragged to the Big Game? Give yourself a sporting chance by adhering to the following Constant: You don’t have to know the rules of the game; you just have to know the rules of watching it. Let’s say you’re not really into sports, but in a weak moment you gave into the … [Read more...]
"Road kill on the information superhighway" is the expression. It's used to describe people with little computer experience. I'm one of them, and I’m here to say we're not peasants from the 4th century. We didn't migrate en masse from Oblivion, N.D. We're not escapees from the … [Read more...]
What do Alex Rodriguez, Lance Armstrong, and Louisa May Alcott have in common? Ok, yeah, chiseled calves would be an acceptable answer. What was that? A pathological fear of mermaids? I guess that works too, but not what I was thinking. No, I was referring, of course, to news … [Read more...]
So there I am, sitting down to dinner amidst all of the bladder control, abdominal gas problems and gum disease commercials playing on TV during the DINNER hour! Toenail fungus? Beano commercials? What is it with these folks? They spend 10 seconds telling you that the gas won’t … [Read more...]
“‘Ay Carmella, where’s the coffee?” That from Big Dom. “We ain’t got all day to wake up, ya know!” “The dining room don’t open till eight,” is the comeback from Carmella the cook, “And you do have all day. The only way you get out of this facility is in a box.” “Yer … [Read more...]