Sure plenty of people told me they'd grow fast, but they also told me my GE 'fridge would become a classic. Well, in the case of the kids, they did grow fast and I expect any day now to see them on 'Fugitive Watch' for holding up a convience store. No, really, they're still too … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Double-Timed
I just celebrated---if that’s the word--- my forty-fourth birthday. The guy with the scythe left early, but I still feel like I’ve blocked the plate in baseball with my head. And it has nothing to do with the refreshments. Double-digit birthdays (DDBs) hit harder than others, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Lids
When Adrien Arpel's book How To Look Ten Years Younger came out in the 1980s, my teenage son rolled his eyes and asked, "Who the heck wants to look five years old?" My mother, nearly eighty at the time, said that even if she did look ten years younger, she'd still look … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Eating Your Way To A Healthy Holiday
A multitude of Yule feasts are on the front burner and I will thank you very much NOT to sneak healthy stuff into my stuffing. I am concerned about this because of the popularity of Jessica Seinfeld’s cookbook “Deceptively Delicious.” First, let me point out that she is the wife … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Christmas Tree Follies
Exasperated, he calls. The box will not fit inside his car. This is a van-sized mission. I must meet him in the parking lot of Home Depot. I turn off the JFK special on the History Channel. Yep. That’s a surefire holiday rouser, watching a bitter assassin stalk a … [Read more...]