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There is no easy way to break this to you: competitive yoga exists. I’ve told you, and I’m sorry about that. Feel free to clutch your head and stagger around the living room. “Competitive, yo, no, please make it stop!” This all came to my attention when I saw an elaborate and … [Read more...]
I thought my years in the social work and counseling field had prepared me to handle our teenage sons. But after weeks of asking our two boys to remember to perform difficult tasks, such as flushing the toilet and picking up clothes, I am sad to report I have stooped to the level … [Read more...]
I rounded the corner of the aisle at Luscious Linens-n-Other-Stuff, expecting to encounter bedding. Instead, I encountered a dog--in a stroller! Talk about the phrase “creature comfort.” Lest you think I faced a little kid pushing a toy stroller containing a faux-fur Yorkie, be … [Read more...]
Invisible man stories have been around for centuries in folklore. As far as I know, the first invisible man book was written by H. G. Wells in the late 1800’s. Since then I know of three more novels on the same theme. Excuse me while I answer the door. “HumorPress police! This … [Read more...]
"Artist Chablis Visits Local Farm" Stu Hazzard reporting for the Moon County News Nerds World-renowned painter Chablis was in Moon County yesterday at the farm of Harald and Gretta van der Skeeterhornenflugen. The artist, who also claims to be clairvoyant and a Unitarian, came … [Read more...]