I didn't do drugs in the seventies. In an era when you could do time for doing thyme, to not do drugs was strictly a personal decision, not really a moral issue. Luckily, I never had to apologize for my non-peer pressure attitude. I was in the Coast Guard, I was everybody's … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
More of Me to Love
I am not a thin man. I won't need to be buried in a piano crate but, more than once, I have used pliers to pull up the zipper on my pants. If a car salesman were trying to sell me, he'd use terms like “roomy” and “ample trunk space”. He might even mention “cup holders”, but I'm … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
“End of Days” for Granny Panties
It appeared in my mail, disguised like an ordinary party invitation. It beckoned my attention with, “You are invited to the ultimate shopping experience…” Please, no more jewelry or home gadgets I thought. Curiosity got the better of me and I read further. “Imagine…viewing the … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Flappy Crappy Demo Day
Ever notice people handing out samples in supermarkets? You know the ones: the demo people who call out, “Sample truffles, chocolates or ice cream.’ Then customers stampede toward them as if these words were announced from Mount Olive. Ah yes, I’ll admit, for a few months I’ve … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
For Sale: Previously Unused Unmet POTENTIAL
Each person is born into this world with seemingly unlimited potential. I have recently been sorting through my life and have come across this whole wad of unused POTENTIAL. I was one of those who had the oodles of POTENTIAL -- genetics provided me with the POTENTIAL intellectual … [Read more...]