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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Best Foot Forward

By Heather Rodin

It was our first high school class reunion. Five years had passed since graduation and my husband, Gord, and I were incredibly excited. Like us, many had married high school sweethearts, but most classmates were bringing spouses we had not yet met. Attending a private boarding … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Fickly Fig Leaf

By Heather Rodin

A crisp December day found my husband Gord and I buckling our two little girls into car seats. We were on our way to a well-reputed restaurant, a luxury not indulged in often. I was eight months pregnant and the baby, already determined to be a hefty 10 pounds, fought valiantly … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

When Cows Attack

By Larry Ryals

Hollywood is chock full of stars who got their start in the biz from their famous parents: Jamie Lee Curtis, Drew Barrymore, Charlie Sheen, the Taco Bell chihuahua (illegitimate son of Mike Tyson and Flipper) just to name a few. But things don't always go that well for celebrity … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Twice Upon a Time in a Bakery

By Tim Ryerson

A Said baker Ted to baker Ned: Ned, did you knead the dough? "Dough, I did dot dead the dough" Why not knead the dough, Ned? "I didn't wad to sdeeze on the dough" Sneeze on the dough, Ned? "Yes Ded, I god a code in by doughs" Well Ned, at yeast you’re being honest "It’s … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Two Habits of Pro Athletes That Annoy Me

By Len Signorile

First, let it be known I love sports. Don’t you just hate it when someone starts off with a disclaimer? Guess that’s one of my annoying traits. My wife can list the other 52. But I digress. That’s number 16 on the list. . Anyway, the two most annoying habits take place in … [Read more...]

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