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Impersonating a ransom or suicide negotiator can be a burdensome task, particularly if you tried it out capriciously one lazy afternoon during lunch break. The preferred means to kibitz while corroborating trust with your new law enforcing cohorts is to proclaim confidence: "I am … [Read more...]
I was lying in bed when it happened. The cellar started to growl! I turned over and tried to ignore it but, it happened again. The cellar was definitely growling. It wasn’t a scary or an eerie growl. It was just a growl. Getting out of bed, I traveled the three steps to the … [Read more...]
When I was a girl growing up in the liberated seventies after the radical sixties, we were told that true freedom and equality consisted of two things: 1) letting it all hang out or down, as the case may be, after burning your bra and 2) going natural after losing your safety … [Read more...]
Patient Name: Harold, but goes by “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” Session notes: Patient has possible abandonment issues due to lack of parental supervision after birth and has taken to “feeding his feelings” instead of working through them. Requested he keep a food journal and … [Read more...]
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jones: I am writing this letter to announce my retirement as your dog. I have toiled in your service for the past eleven years, but most recently I have developed a severe case of pooch burnout. Our relationship has been at best cordial, and at other times … [Read more...]