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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

I Believe That Santa Claus Is Real (Even Though I’m Jewish)

By William G.

I heard the footsteps, faintly, from my room. It was snowy outside and I was wide awake, itching with excitement. I could hear the rustling of the Christmas tree, I mean Chanukah bush, as I thought I saw the silhouette of a reindeer or two on our back lawn. In the dark, it could … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Marriage Advice

By Patrick Manalio

Yesterday my brother told me that he and his girlfriend were getting married. I said "That's great! Being married will give you both something to do while you're living together." Of course, this happy moment was not the time to comment on her cooking skills. I mean, she's the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

What The???

By Maggie Millus

I love going to Home Depot and Lowe’s. Almost more than Macy’s or Nordstrum’s… I can’t say Neiman Marcus because I don’t have the big bucks for that store. And besides, I can’t wear a size 0 or size 2. These days I’m more into home improvement. I look at interior design magazines … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Drive-Thru Debauchery

By Roger Mullins

It was late fall, and Katie - our oldest, and at that point, only daughter - had just turned one. One Wednesday evening, Mama was stuck at the office so it was just Katie and I at home. I was recuperating from a sinus infection and tired of being in the house, so I bundled … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Wildlife

By Petra Perkins

My friend, Barbara, lives in a sexy mountain cabin in a remote, isolated wilderness with two dogs (Sheba and Lucky), two barn cats (no official names), a horse, Mr. Ed (she says he curses when unhappy), and a cow named How Now Brown Cow. Her cabin has a gourmet kitchen and a … [Read more...]

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