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My religion is important to me in many ways. My family was not overly active in church when I was young. We celebrated the holidays and attended services from time to time. What would I miss the most if I were an atheist? Holidays, how could one live without the hope of Easter or … [Read more...]
Warning: Some of the observations in this essay may appear politically incorrect, boorish, or just plain snobby. My advice to the reader is that you should just “roll with it” and take comfort in the knowledge that your judgmental attitude toward my judgmental attitude is … [Read more...]
I'll describe how to be a Real Estate Agent, but first let me clear up any pronunciation confusion. Realtor® is pronounced with as many extra syllables as you can cram in, like “Real-a-tor” or “Real-ly-a-tor”, or if you live in Alabama, “Dammit Thelma, get the gun. Them sales … [Read more...]
“Sherwood, my darling of thirty plus years, we need a ‘safe word.’” “Okay. Why? Hunh?” My husband never complicates our conversations with excessive word usage. “Because, love of my life, the news reports are claiming that it’s all the rage. According to a best selling—so it … [Read more...]
My sister and I have a death pact. Susan has vowed that, should I predecease her, she will not allow the funeral cosmetologist to put me in blue eye shadow. Every makeup artist in my makeover history has wanted to streak my eyes in shades ranging from cerulean to indigo. Hello, … [Read more...]