My coworkers, and one watchful office consultant, had heard the insult escape from my lips. I apologized for the verbal slip. It was only a small moment of weakness. What I had said was not a reflection of my personal views about the less fortunate creatures of the earth. Yes, … [Read more...]

Every guy agrees that being married to a girl with an amazing body and ugly face is better than being espoused to a girl with a cute face and obese body. Allow me to paint a mental image of what being with each of these girls would be like. On one hand, a girl with smoking hot … [Read more...]

A successful career is often the result of a careful plan built around clear goals. Too often, one of these is missing. Sometimes both are missing. Occasionally, they’re present but you’re missing. And once in a while, everything’s working but it’s Labor Day and nothing’s open. … [Read more...]

“You wanted to see me, boss?” “Yes, yes, come in, my boy. I understand your Research and Development team is to be congratulated. Sales figures are in for our ATM “Cash Mashter Ten G.” “Are they good?” “Through the roof. And the part you played by designing the screens without … [Read more...]

Surely, I’m not the only person who’s been logging overtime in the cyber torture chamber of not remembering computer passwords. Early on I came up with a standard password that I could take to the grave or, more likely, to the cookie jar that would hold my ashes. Four favorite … [Read more...]