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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

I Lost My Voice

By J. Eldon Baker

Never visit a gentlemen’s club if you have laryngitis, never. But before I lay down the “411” on why not, let us first ask the question: why do club proprietors insist that we call their business a gentlemen’s club? When I think of a gentleman, I think of an older man wearing a … [Read more...]

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JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Mean Noodles

By Cy Creed

Have you ever seen something so offensive you lose your appetite? Well, maybe not lose your appetite completely. How about diminish it somewhat? Or maybe just skip a meal? Maybe skip a snack? Okay, I’ve never missed a meal in my life no matter what, but if I were going to it … [Read more...]

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JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Girl So Thinks She’s A Character In Some WB Show. Tsk.

By Bill Lawrence

Sixteen year old Chelsea Winters is an attractive, dark haired girl with fashion sense and a dazzling smile. She is smart, ambitious and well liked by most of her peers at school. She has plans to attend a four year college after graduation and has dated the same boy, on and off, … [Read more...]

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JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our JUNE/ JULY 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Things Doctors Never Tell You

By Dr. David Margolis

Mrs. Toodle, I have no idea why you pass so much gas. If I had a remedy for that, I’d be using it myself and it might have saved my first marriage. I’m going to prescribe a more expensive medication Drug A rather than the comparable but much cheaper generic Drug X. I met the … [Read more...]

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4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Trumped

By Dan McGinley

I can still see the plastic jumbo cup rotating as it descends from a balcony rail, golden beer raining out into space as if a sprinkler alarm system fueled by kegs started cutting loose. The cup keeps falling and it never ends, acting as a vivid metaphor for many wayward nights. … [Read more...]

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