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FROM: Schwartzberg, Joel SENT: Monday, February 4, 11:17 AM TO: All SUBJECT: Cookies! Dear Colleagues, My daughter Cindy recently joined the Girl Scouts, so we’re selling cookies. Yum! :-) I hung the order form in the kitchen. Boxes are $4 each, and there’s no need to pay … [Read more...]
My retired parents seem to have some crazy need to wake up at 4:00 each morning. When did they turn into farmers? Is there a field of corn behind the Lay Z Boy that I've missed? For that matter, when did everyone over 70 turn into farmers? My 87-year-old neighbor cuts his lawn … [Read more...]
Most people don’t realize that I am a great communicator in the vein of Ronald Reagan, a/k/a The Great Communicator. Despite my grandest efforts to impress this concept upon the minds of others, technical difficulties in the transmission or reception of this information have … [Read more...]
There are certainly challenges as a single homeowner. Throw “female” into and you’ve got the makings of a “Lucy Episode.” (I can say that being female; you can‘t.) At times during one's homeownership, you have to call in “contractors” to do work you have no idea how to do or … [Read more...]
Attending Your High School Reunion Checklist: 12 months before: Restrict calories. Schedule more workouts. Start using wrinkle cream. 9 months before: Worry that weight isn’t coming off fast enough, and the wrinkles haven’t disappeared. 6 months before: Ditto. 3 months … [Read more...]