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Being born just slightly north of Georgia (by approximately 1200 miles), I can't say "y’all" without sounding like a complete idiot. I also can’t spell it or use it in a sentence. Otherwise I have it completely figured out. Southerners feel similar stress when visiting New York … [Read more...]
If you want my advice...you’re in deep trouble. The same goes for anyone else's relationship advice, for that matter. “But what do I do when they come begging for my help?” you ask. In this delicate and sensitive area, there are some sound rules to follow: Rule Number One. … [Read more...]
I somehow attended the Utah Opera’s 2012 production of Rigoletto. It reminded me of the New York Metropolitan Opera where I saw many performances as a boy. Back then my favorite parts were prying six dollars out of my father for a soda and snack at intermission and pitching … [Read more...]
The Memorial Day weekend is behind us and you know what that means. It means they need to come up with a way to make the Tuesday after Memorial Day a holiday, too. Write your Congressman today, unless he’s being indicted for hiring call girls, tax evasion, or not recycling. It … [Read more...]
Recently, the U.S. Supreme Court declared that corporations are people, can donate money to political campaigns, and thus, remind the American public that politicians are even a lower breed of human than CEO’s. To quell ongoing complaints about the decision, legal authorities … [Read more...]