No one gets into the supermarket checkout line expecting an uplifting experience. Then again, except for me, no one expects to be reduced to a cowering, simpering, drooling fool while waiting to pay for his groceries. When I approach the checkout line, my stomach churns, my … [Read more...]

Conversation overheard outside a comic book store: Teenager 1*: Did you hear that? Teenager 2*: What? Teenager 1*: She “whatevered” me. Teenager 2*: Who? Teenager 1*: The chick at the counter. She “whatevered” me. I should have been the one to “whatever” her! Teenager 2*: Go … [Read more...]

I feel at this time, fellow husbands, that I should warn you about a situation that can only be defined as the most horrendous and horrific scenario imaginable to the married man. (Not counting the dream where you wake up next to Richard Simmons.) I’m talking about running into … [Read more...]

Global warming and the controversial debate surrounding it have been ranked the most boring topics of all time. In fact, the only entertaining story to come out of the climate change debate was the ironic story of a global warming activist who froze to death while doing research … [Read more...]