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No doctor has ever directed me to take two aspirin and call him in the morning. My doctor did prescribe two anti-psychotics, but he didn't say anything about calling him. In fact I don't remember any doctor asking me to call him in the morning or at any other time of day. This is … [Read more...]
My son (age 9) was reading a new science book. I was in mid-sip of my coffee when he approached and asked an innocent question. “Hey Dad – did you know that when honeybee’s have sex the male’s testicles explode?” I sprayed beverage all over the newspaper. “Really?” I … [Read more...]
They often say to live every day of your life as if it’s your last. Actually very few people say that. I know I have never said that. I’m more of a “There’s always tomorrow” type of procrastinationarian. Live every day as if you’ll be bored sick tomorrow if you do it today. But … [Read more...]
“When was your last colonoscopy?” the doctor asked. “I didn’t exactly put a happy face on my calendar.” I replied. “Could you narrow that down a little.” “Let’s see, long enough ago that I don’t wake up screaming at night anymore.” “That’s generally about ten years.” He … [Read more...]
I didn’t speak the language and I was nervous. Oh, I had taken some lessons and all, but I was not what you’d call fluent. So I took my handy translation phrasebook with me to the computer store. The line-up was long and I wound through the cattle fencing slowly. I tried to … [Read more...]