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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Shelve the Shelf Elf

By Jonathan Criswell

So they have this thing out now called a Shelf Elf, which is a toy that you place in one room of the house to monitor your kids’ activities, then move to another room the next day, and so on. The Elf, commonly called Christopher Pop-in-kins, because everything holiday related has … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Essay that Lets Future Essays Shine

By Pete Lopez

My recommendation in pursuing any long-term goal is to begin unpolished. A new audience is a blank slate and sparkling right away sets such a high standard that it often results in fizzling out. The key to lifelong prosperity is shinning brighter today than you did yesterday and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October- November 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Read the Instructions

By Kevin OBrien

It's a simple instrument. It's a rod of steel with what looks like stubby helicopter rotors at one end. It's used with a power drill. It stirs paint. I tore it out of its packaging, noting the instructions on the back of the cardboard. Instructions? For this? You've got to be … [Read more...]

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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

How the South Does Death

By Rachel T

Once upon a time, someone died. Not only did that person die, but also they died in the South. Across town, nine church ladies are going about their business when one after another, they get the call. Each one reaches for the phone. “Dorothy Simpson died” That is all need be … [Read more...]

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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

The Morgue Story

By Marly Allen

As a young Air Force cop, I was working hospital security one night when I got called to the emergency room to help two male nursing techs take a body down to the morgue. A man had been in a car accident and gone through the windshield. The body was covered up, of course, but the … [Read more...]

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