Sacramento police reported that at midnight on the 26th of October a worried sounding Sacramento man called 911 to complain that spammers were attacking his website with malicious comments. The emergency operator immediately routed the call to the Sacramento cyber-crime unit that … [Read more...]

Pregnancy is absolute bliss! We women began the heartwarming experience of pregnancy, vomiting at the smell of their husbands and favorite foods. Coffee is the devil, and it does not matter because women are not allowed this luxury in fear that their babies may pop out as … [Read more...]

I love to write because it keeps me from slapping my imaginary assistant, Sally. (We’re good now. Writing heals.) When all I feel like doing is tripping Care Bears and pulling the plug on the jumping castle, I have to write. In life I’ll be nice, play fair, make you a sandwich … [Read more...]

Frank N. Stein, owner and operator of the Ghost-of-a-Chance Cemetery at 666 Deadline Road plans a Death by Chocolate Hallowe’en for kids trick-or-treating at “death’s door.” “This year, we’ll be handing out our usual death bells, death watches, and door-nails to everyone who … [Read more...]

Hack: To cut or shape with unskillful, crude or ruthless strokes. Golf Hack Explained In golfing terms, "hack” is that guy who strolls onto the golf course and is sure to be presented with the eye rolling of the more talented golfers. He’s that guy talented golfers dread … [Read more...]