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It had started like any other day, as I bought a box of cheap, bootleg granola from a small store. I'm reading the box as I eat it, which is mandatory, and I discover it's from Switzerland. The story on the back explains how they've used the same recipe for 60,000 years or so, … [Read more...]
--American Public Says It’s OK if Borrowing Countries Default-- According to several government sources with names, the Office of Management and Budget is working with the Foreign Aid establishment to come up with a plan to loan the U.S. Congress to a foreign country. The plan, … [Read more...]
-Paying Farmers Not to Grow Crops is Not Enough-- In a desperate effort to cure the expanding obesity epidemic, the Department of Agriculture has announced a plan to subsidize voluntary hunger. Modeled after the Department’s acreage set-aside program which pays farmers not to … [Read more...]
Announcer 1: ... And we’re back from that minute cell identification break. In case you are just tuning in to the microscope we are LIVE! At the Sub Atomic Stadium. Featuring the Flagellumless Parameciums versus the Two Celled Amoebas in the Chromosome Cup! My name... is not … [Read more...]
“(Former astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak) must stay away from the victim Colleen Shipman and has to write a “sincere” letter of apology to her within 10 days.” Associated Press item in the Cleveland Plain Dealer, November 11, 2009 Dear Ms. Nowak: All of us at … [Read more...]