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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Hang Up Or Die!

By David Jenkins

I'm sure everyone's heard that the world's supply of bees is mysteriously dwindling and soon mankind will follow suit. Without bees around to pollinate the majority of the crops we depend on, our food supply will disappear and we'll be left to eat each other. Eventually there … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Girl For Me

By Barry Parham

I just learned that Barbie turned 50 this year. That settles it. I'm asking her out. She's perfect. For all you perennial single guys out there, she's perfect. She's petite and passive. She's always a sharp dresser and she's aged amazingly well. She's sexually dysfunctional, and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Getting A Haircut

By Rick Turck

Haircuts are so expensive these days. Last weekend they practically charged me two bucks just for walking through the front door. Then, to make matters worse, I didn't leave a tip. So it looks like everyone got screwed. Due to the price, the next time I get a haircut I'm going … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Merry Christmas Eve, Everyone — Some Assembly Required

By Dawn W.

Yes, gather your unassembled toys, your tools and your six-packs, folks. It’s that special night when reindeer fly, children dream, and parents assemble gifts. All. Night. Long. For such a wondrous, joyous, never-flippin’-ending occasion - and since I’ll be very busy this … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Why I’d Like To Matrix-Pummel Kirk Cameron

By Gordon Chapman

It’s not so much that I didn’t like his little tennie bopper sitcom show, Groin Pains. And it’s not so much that I didn’t consider his cutsie pictures anything but super adorable. I don’t think I’m jealous of Kirk at all either. I am no stranger to the affect he had on women … [Read more...]

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