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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

I Love Telemarketing

By Jeanne Kraus

A TV infomercial… Magical Hair Removal Cream. NO FUSS! NO MESS! A LIFETIME OF HAIRLESS BLISS! Order within 12 hours - receive two tubes of cream for the price of one! It was too good to pass up. I ordered and impatiently awaited my package, preserving my current crop of leg … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Driving Miss Conception

By Barry Parham

While attending a realtor's open house, I overheard a conversation, which often happens when I stand right behind a person, lean back, and listen to what they're saying. And I heard some guy respond to a remark as follows: "I'm not a bachelor; I'm single." Point taken. As a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Don’t Judge Mom By Her Fridge

By Martha Peebles

Growing up in a 1960’s world of TV role model mothers like June Cleaver gave many young girls the ambition to be a Perfect American Mom . Mrs. Cleaver kept an immaculate house, wore dresses and pearls as everyday attire and had a formal dinner every evening with her husband and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

When Rock Bands and Kid Shows Collide

By Joel Schwartzberg

Are your kids ready for KISS? No matter, because Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons and company are ready for your kids. Word is out that the timeless rock band is currently developing a half-hour comedy for kids. Also getting into kids entertainment is the band Devo, which recently … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Louse-y Job

By Kimberly Swed

I was searching the phone book today looking for the number to my son's new school...I was in the S's. A search heading caught my eye, SCALP SERVICES. Scalp services? Huh? What constitutes a scalp service and who needs it? I immediately thought of the Native Americans of long … [Read more...]

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