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My Mother-in-law likes to forward e-cautionary tips, and all manner of advice for hysteria-loving folk. Below review some safety tips I pray none of us ever need to utilize. Stay the hell away from conversion vans period (serial killers). Don’t sit alone in your car in a dark … [Read more...]
Remember seeing the Wizard of Oz as a kid? Boy, some scenes seemed so scary back then. Isn’t it funny how at different times and ages in your life you see different things in a movie? Let's explore: Scene: Aunt Em’s house flies up into the tornado heading for Oz 5 Year Old … [Read more...]
The joy of shopping is lost on old shirts guys. Through no fault of my own, I possess two new dress shirts. And a nice pair of slacks. Like most self-improvement plans, responsibility fell to lovely new bride. It started pleasantly enough. One of the gift cards we received for … [Read more...]
If you've been out shopping for holiday decorations to maybe hang a small wreath on your door or decorate a few shrubs in front of your house with multi-colored lights, yet found the shelves empty, it is because my neighbor, Tony, has them all. Sorry, no Christmas for you this … [Read more...]