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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Americans Trade In Nagging Refrigerators

By Scott Sleek

News from the Future... May 5, 2029 – Sales of broadband-connected refrigerators fell 25% in the first quarter, while purchases of standard refrigerator models increased for the first time in a decade, a new report shows. The findings are part of a study commissioned by the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

If Today You Hear Mom’s Voice, Listen Up!

By Sherry Antonetti

Moms have this gift. It isn’t a power, it’s a Darwinian evolutionary trait designed to ensure the long term viability of the species as a whole. The inner ear wakes Mom at 3 am because there was an odd cough and knows the six year old just threw up in her bed. In the shower, a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Twenty Five / Twenty Five

By Cynthia Burton

When I saw the return address I cringed. It was my reminder to make my appointment for my annual well woman exam, only this year was going to be different. I am now 25 years old with 25 years of experience. When did I go from worrying about four letter words to five letter … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

My Eject Button!

By Debbie Dillon

Few things in life plunge me head-first into stress-induced madness quicker than my squawking parrot and my fighting teenagers. Because of this, I’m in the market for a couple of “Eject” buttons; you know, the kind pilots use in military aircraft when they’ve exhausted all other … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Real Secret Of Success

By Jay Feldman

It’s really simple. It has been in front of us all the time, and, yet, we haunt bookstores and libraries and watch Oprah trying to find it. Just imagine all the time we will save once we know the real secret. That, in itself, will open the door to everything we want. We will now … [Read more...]

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