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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Short Doses

By Pete Lopez

Here is an example of a fast joke. Pete (me) is not sure if he is ready for a child yet, but he wants to practice trying to have one more. Entire joke is right there and I can move on. I then thought well maybe I stretch it out and take the reader on a journey. I could slowly … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Tool Drool

By David Crawford

My 8 year-old son’s Cub Scout troop was paying a visit to a cabinet makers shop the other day. It was pretty amazing and I remember most of it even though I lost consciousness after walking through the front door. I’m not sure if it was the blinding white, halo-like glow … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Dream Professor

By Kevin Craner

Dear Professor: I have a recurring nightmare in which I’m a letter of the alphabet – a “B” - but I struggle to walk and it’s leaving me morose and grouchy. It’s nauseating watching that “O” having all the fun, rolling around without a care in the world and boasting, ad nauseam, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Advice For Pigs/Humans Suffering From Swine Flu

By Ryan Taylor

So what the fudge packets is up with all this swine flu stuff these days? I mean, it’s pretty scary, I’ll admit. Turning into a PIG!?!?!? That’s sure not something I want to put on my job resume. I mean we’re in an economic recession and I hear all of this hubbub on the TV … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Bike For Sale, Cheap!

By Chris Adkins

There are three nice things about my home town of Boise: #1) A beautiful river runs through it to the delight of fishermen in the spring, rafters in the summer, and gangsters needing to dump bodies in the dark of night. I'm kidding, of course, since the closest thing our town has … [Read more...]

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