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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Alien People Or Alien Peebles?

By Martha Peebles

If any of you find a small town that bears your last name, I highly encourage that you make plans to visit. A family snapshot under the welcome sign makes a great photo Christmas card. Several years ago, we found out about Peebles, a small town in southern Ohio. We had heard … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Grade That Everyone Should Be Allowed To Skip

By Nicole Qualtieri

Trying to distinguish which was the worst year in my twenty-five is a tough process. There was the year my father died of cancer. The next year when my mom moved us across the country. Or the year in college when my family went bankrupt. It all pretty much sucked; however, in my … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Death Wish

By Ron Mattocks

My wife, it seems, clings to the hope her eventual death will involve some element of peculiarity about it. Traditional means such as car crashes and old age fail to suffice, falling into a category deemed “mundane to the point of bordering on vulgarity.” For all we agree on, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Resumes 911

By Mary Walker

Unemployed? Tired of writing the same old thing: “You will see by my attached resume that I’m well-suited for yada, yada, yada”? Ever wonder if anyone is really on the other end of those torturous applications? It’s time to shake things up. Make people notice you. 11 ways to … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A ‘Dear Mom’ Letter for Computer Deficiencies

By Brian Thompson

Dear Mom, It pains me to say this, but I felt something had to be done. I have to get this off my chest. I just can’t go on anymore holding this inside — bottling it up and trying to keep the cork from bursting out. Remember, I think you’ve been an amazing parent and never did … [Read more...]

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