Need some work done around your house? Well, we can do anything you need done. This is how a typical day might go if you decide to use our services.... 8:00am- We havent shown up yet...probably still sleeping off a hangover. 9:00am- Still not there...We are likely at the store … [Read more...]

My daughter is a pill pusher. I have friends who describe horrific tales about their kids having to be held down by two parents and perhaps a grandparent or two to get the medicine down. Not my girl. She actually seemed a bit melancholy today when she downed her last dosage of … [Read more...]

Last night, during a local town meeting, John Tuscon, a member of the audience, mysteriously exploded. Other than shock, temporary loss of hearing, and multiple laundry bills, there were fortunately no other apparent casualties or injuries. “It was incredible,” noted one … [Read more...]

Real life experiences every female boomer can (or will) relate to. DAY ONE: 5:30 AM and finally he’s out of bed and getting ready for work. That leaves me the entire bed for sprawling! Now that I’ve spent the night listening to him snore, maybe my nightly Tylenol PM & Nyquil … [Read more...]

Weathermen are the most self-important bozos to ever gaze upon a teleprompter. They stand in front of a camera, and spend an eternal four minutes telling us it’s dark, as though I can’t see that it’s pitch black outside my window, or that it also happens to be 10:20 p.m.! I’m … [Read more...]