Sixty seconds! That’s all it took for me to go from a normal, stable woman to being completely insane. I’m a rational individual, except when it comes to idiotic things HIMS do. Most women picture a HIM taking care of them, but when it comes to My Precious, he’s the one who needs … [Read more...]

Was it the thrill of the opening game, the unexpected double overtime victory, the camaraderie of my buddies, the ten dozen chicken wings medium with hot sauce on the side or the two kegs of beer? Whatever it was, we were going to the home opener in three weeks. Since my … [Read more...]

I work in what amounts to an office building with several departments sharing the second floor. I have a ridiculous addiction to Diet Coke, so I find myself vagabonding to the facilities several times a day. I cannot speak for girls but for men, there is a certain code of ethics … [Read more...]

Living a life of lazy, indulgent pleasure is a lot of fun, at least for those of us who would rather use our minds than our muscles. That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it. Like everything else that tastes or feels good, such a mode of living has its negative side effects. … [Read more...]

“I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I’m a complete fruit loop." –Eddie Redmayne “I walk around talking to myself like a vampire. Usually I don’t leave the house.” –Jeff Brown Dracula vs. the Scots “I wish I could talk with a cool … [Read more...]