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Recent events have shown that the American people have become completely divided on attitudes towards the government, toward politics, and where to go for a jolt of caffeine and calories. Yet Americans actually agree on some issues. For example, when asked, 95% of all Americans … [Read more...]
If you're reading this, the Mayan Long Count Calendar reset on December 21, 2012 and the prophesied end-of-world disasters didn't happen. Or maybe they did happen, and another version of you is here in one of those theorized infinite number of almost-identical multiple universes, … [Read more...]
Some friends recently invited us to their mortgage-burning party. I wasn't all that excited about going, particularly since we had just re-upped with our lender for a few more decades. My wife saw things differently, however. "Why should it matter?" she asked me. "The fact that … [Read more...]
A Play In One Act Scene One The Throne Room of the Emperor Equus Gluteus Maximus Caesar, one in a long, diluted (and deluded) line of Caesars. His Advisor, Obsequious the Elder, bursts through the courtiers and stops, panting, in front of the Emperor. OBSEQUIOUS-Pardon, me … [Read more...]
I have decided to become a socialite. Yeah, that’s right. And why not? I’m semi-retired, have some time on my hands and darn it, I think I have what it takes. With news as of late regarding government higher ups behaving badly under the spell of people who identify themselves … [Read more...]