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US Cultural Recognition Guide for Tourists: Reds and Blues Food: Reds: Double Bacon & Cheese Triple Monster Thickburger with Deep-fried Jumbo Chicken Rings Blues: Multi-purpose living nutritive units. Drink: Reds: Chocolate Cherry-Vanilla-flavored Doctor Pepper Blues: … [Read more...]
Dear Kids: We have some serious problems at the North Pole. For many years we have run a deficit and our expenses have far outweighed our revenues. Over the years, I have ignored this problem and let the debt pile up. Recently I have joined the Tea Party; you may have seen me at … [Read more...]
DRAMATIC, IMPORTANT SOUNDING MUSIC, E.G., Theme from Apocalypse Now; Theme from 2001, A Space Odyssey; or Muskrat Love, from Captain and Tennille. ANNCR: And now “What will the Weather Be” with William Weatherbee in the Channel 5 Five Alarm Weather Command Central Bunker. … [Read more...]